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I should have spoken to you when I had the chance

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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"One of the first items sold on [eBay] was a broken laser pointer for $14.83. Astonished, Omidyar contacted the winning bidder to ask if he understood that the laser pointer was broken. In his responding email, the buyer explained: ‘I’m a collector of broken laser pointers.’" — eBay - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via thenotes)

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